I just got my roughly-weekly love missive from the fine ladies and she-males of CodePink:
Dear TSO you sexy sexy hunk of man meat you,
We're all still recovering from Election Night Fever. (Did you know that 85% of voters in New York City pulled the lever for peace and diplomacy?) But we are planning a rocking NEW ERA party for next Wednesday and joining a HEALTHCARE NOT WARFARE march and rally for universal healthcare next Thursday.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12TH at NOON PARTY AT MILITARY ISLAND TO CELEBRATE THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA!
WHEN: November 12, noon
WHERE: Times Square
Meet us at Military Island, at the intersection of Broadway and 7th Avenue between 43rd and 44th Streets. We'll bring the confetti, the pink crowns, the party hats, the noisemakers and the good news. Wear lots of pink and festive attire. Sign up through our CREDO Mobile page and pass along to your friends! You can also sign up here if you want to get further updates and help out on the day!
Please note: this is a positive, pro-peace, fun, creative, high-energy, celebratory, non-arrestable action in which everyone can participate!
I voted for the War and High Explosives Party myself. But, who amongst you has such a cold heart that you wouldn't be up for "confetti, the pink crowns, the party hats, the noisemakers and the good news"?
Well, I mean besides us at the Obacalypse who will be meeting at the Peace Island that day where we will be wearing our ear necklaces and sodomizing innocent civilians with M80s and pineapples.