Chicago Citizens Line Up For Their Soylent Green Rations

Get used to waiting in line!

People pushed and crowded their way into Grant Park to catch a glimpse of The Obama like he was the resurrected corpse of Marilyn Monroe. On this monumental occasion, here's the words of wisdom that was shared with these unfortunate souls:
This is our time -- to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth that out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope; and where we are met with cynicism and doubt and those who tell us that we can't, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people: Yes, we can.
Can someone please tell the four horsemen what the hell this guy is talking is about? Does he want people to sign up for his civilian national security force or does going on the dole qualify as a patriotic act these days? Let's get into specifics here. Should Americans remain cynical about such flashy speeches with zero substance, yes we can!



J. said...

What he's saying - that we're going to see a positive increase in the trend of employment above the past eight years of slowest growth since 1960; we're going to pull our forces responsibily out of Iraq and stop spending $10 billion a month; the Democratic party isn't going to be so divided in the future; and we're going to reverse the Republican practices of dividing Americans against each other.

Specifics. Please... why don't you console us with "compassionate conservatism" quotes that GW was giving us in 2000? How about that "no nation building under my regime" line? The specifics will come. We're just enjoying the sunrise right now.

Girl in the Middle said...

Can you point me in the direction of the "Free Gas" office? I'm almost on Empty...

olgreydog7 said...

"Out of many we are one" is communist/socialist. Period.

cathcatz said...


you've really lost it.

Mike said...

Soilent Green and some of that rich delicious gubment cheez!

LT Nixon said...

The specifics will come. We're just enjoying the sunrise right now.

I'd sure like to hear these specifics instead of just jerking each other off for Obama allowing the sun to come up. The world is already asking questions, we don't have time to fuck around.


you've really lost it.

They say crazy people only share a different reality than everyone else. With the election of Obama by popular vote, I certainly feel like reality has gone somewhere else from the one I knew.

LT Nixon said...


Adding you to ye olde blog roll.