Get used to waiting in line!People pushed and crowded their way into Grant Park to catch a glimpse of The Obama like he was the resurrected corpse of Marilyn Monroe. On this monumental occasion, here's the words of wisdom that was shared with these unfortunate souls:
This is our time -- to put our people back to work and open doors of opportunity for our kids; to restore prosperity and promote the cause of peace; to reclaim the American dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth that out of many, we are one; that while we breathe, we hope; and where we are met with cynicism and doubt and those who tell us that we can't, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people: Yes, we can.Can someone please tell the four horsemen what the hell this guy is talking is about? Does he want people to sign up for his civilian national security force or does going on the dole qualify as a patriotic act these days? Let's get into specifics here. Should Americans remain cynical about such flashy speeches with zero substance, yes we can!
-Famine
