2009-03-09

Obama's Minions Will Soon Be Annoying You At Your Residence

After the messiah's coronation, you may have noticed that many lefty blogs got thoroughly boring in a hurry. Also, the big name anti-Bush commentators at MSNBC who provide blog fodder have seen their ratings slide faster than Season 5 of Coach in the past month. This has to do with the fact that no one wants to read some crummy repackaged press release from the White House, and the anti-Rush/"conservatives are mean dickheads" argument got stale in about 1997. That's why critical thought and snarky analysis is going completely by the wayside for the liberal community, and just annoying the shit out of your neighbors with Obama slogans is the "new" new media.

Obama's propaganda wing, Organizing For America, has a new video on how to spread the gospel in your community (h/t Politico). You basically go around calling your neighbors and knocking on their doors to get on Team Obama. Because who needs to get their information objectively when you can just get some talking points for every wacky new policy the President is proposing.

Shudddeerrr. How would you like this creep coming by your house during dinner time to explain why the latest omnibus bill chocked full of earmarks was really the result of "Bush's Failed Policies"? Also, that map in the background looks like he's pinpointed where he chopped up hookers and dumped them on the side of the freeway in garbage bags. Of course having to listen to this knucklehead in person, I'd probably asked to be mercy killed too.

3 comments:

Oldrightie said...

Fascinating to read the silmilarities here to our rightie attitudes in The UK. Good stuff!

cbullitt said...

"that map in the background looks like he's pinpointed where he chopped up hookers and dumped them on the side of the freeway in garbage bags."

Outstanding, I figured most of the Obamatons were really over-medicated serial killers. Thanks for the confirmation.

ParaPacem said...

Well - I suggest everyone prepare to meet their brain-dead ObongoZombie neighbors halfway. When they come calling, be sure you have a good shovel, some sub-sonic ammo, and a 50 pound bag of lime in the basement.