Daschle Sacrifices Himself For the Greater Good

Tax cheat and crooked politician Tom Daschle, who couldn't figure out how pay his taxes on his Limo & Driver, has just withdrawn as Health and Human Services nominee. His sacrifice into the molten vat of steel which will erase the media scrutiny will help keep the squeaky clean image of the Obama administration. This is the first senior Obama nominee to run into controversy, unless you count:
But, after two weeks in office, the Biden and Obama families haven't been involved in any serious sex or money scandals. So good for them!

1 comment:

Warthog said...

Like you really think that Michelle let's the "Obamessiah" out of the house with his testicles?

Hell no, those are kept safely in her purse.